Hi, I’m Freddie, you should vote for me to be your freestyle captain. Unfortunately, my last ski trip finished on Tuesday’s final run of the day with me getting helicoptered out of Alp d’Huez. I went big and then went home, with a broken femur. I hit jumps first and fastest, this is exactly what a freestyle captain is for.
If you vote for me I’ll teach you how to do a backflip, firstly on a trampoline and then at a session at Hemel Snowdome.
‘Big beats are the best, get high all the time.’
Here’s a video of me skiing.